Frequently Asked Questions
WHAT DOES CDP MEAN?
CDP is an abbreviation of Chocolate, Dirt, Poop. The devious trio that leaves stains on EVERYTHING!
what type of book format is available?
The book is available in hardcover, paperback and eBook. Available in the entire universe.
WHERE CAN I BUY THE BOOK?
On our website*, bookstores, and online retailers. See our Buy Now tab for links to purchase.
*Only able to ship to the 50 U.S. states (no territories)
DO YOU SUPPORT LOCAL BOOKSTORES?
YES!! Absolutely. Support your local bookstores! They are your neighbors and friends. Plus, you don't have to wait for shipping and can walk out with the book in hand and start the laughs right away!!
WHERE CAN'T I BUY THE BOOK?
The book/eBook is not available on Amazon. Support your local bookstores!!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know. We have our reasons... We like being odd ;)
Plus, there are plenty of other places to buy the book, like our website, online, or your local bookstore :)
DO YOU DONATE TO CHARITY?
Yes, we donate 1% of profits every year to a non-profit organization. See our 1% To Charity tab for more info.
IS MODERN TECHNOLOGY EXCLUDED FROM THE ILLUSTRATIONS?
Yes. With a purposeful design to leave out "modern technology" in all of the colorful illustrations, the focus shifts back to nature, family bonding time, and creating endless simple memories.
There are no cell phones, TVs, computers, video games, smart watches, etc. at all.
We call it: living in the moment.
HOW IS IT INTERACTIVE?
There are endless activities whether singing and dancing along to the lyrics, whistling to the song, searching for BOA in every scene, finding the hidden messages in the blocks, signing up for the newsletter for free coloring pages, or just snuggling up with the little one, there is so much to do!!!
WHAT DOES HEYOKA(H) MEAN?
A Heyoka is a kind of sacred clown in the culture of the Sioux (Lakota and Dakota people*) of the Great Plains of North America.
A Heyoka is a jester and satirist, who speaks on topics most avoid.
They instill laughter in situations to keep people from taking themselves too seriously.
The H is added at the end for the Boston accent, DOC Heyokahhh.
*DOC Heyokah is not of tribal descent but like-minded in spirit, practices, and beliefs.
WHAT IS THA BAST LLC?
THA BAST LLC is our self-publishing company.
THA BAST is a lifestyle and mindset we live by every day. It stands for:
Breaking
All
Stereo
Types
Every little kid & grown-up kids are unique in their own way. Don't let others define you. Break the mold. Live your BAST life.
WHO IS INGRAMSPARK?
IngramSpark is a publishing platform that provides print-on-demand (POD) and eBook publishing services to independent authors. Located in Tennessee, they offer a global distribution network to sell books and eBooks wholesale to over 39,000+ outlets around the universe!!!